Who Is Fonda Dixx….
An Icon, A Legend, A
Beauty…. well maybe not the latter. But, this queen has the vocal ability to make Gariana Andre (An Ariana Grande tribute act from Bolton) jealous with envy. Much like her favourite drink (WKD Blue, other drinks are available), Fonda is also cheap, likely to give you heartburn, and can also be found near a toilet cubicle door at the end of the night. When you attend a Fonda Dixx’s show be prepared for audience participation, to be amazed by her vocal range, and to be bowled over by her charismatic personality.
Disclaimer: We are not sure how legitimate these reviews are, but Fonda insists they’re real.
💖 Fonda Dating 💖
If you find Fonda attractive, and wish to take her out on a date. Please seek medical advice at your nearest GP or Pharmacy, where they will prescribe you a dose of reality, and a paracetamol for the morning after – You’ve had too many bevs doll!!!!